Q: “Who is Rosie and why should I care?”
A: DEAR Rosie, aka, ME, the best, is my personal advice column in our skewl. I receive your anonymous questions and give my super important opinion and advice to those desperately in need.
Q: “My BFF stole my car and crashed it into the neighbors mailbox. Am I cooked?”
A: If your neighbor is a total snob and part of the HOA, then yes. You have zero proof that it wasn’t you driving the car.
Q: “How do I deal with… flopping as a soundcloud rapper?
A: Maybe let’s consider other career choices. Soundcloud rapping only works if you’re a total nepo-baby.