What should I do right after high school?

You should take a gap year…..for 4 years. Who needs college?

What should I major in? 

Fashion merchandising. Maybe you’ll get a law degree outta that 

How do I get colleges to notice me as a student

Get terrible grades, participate in 0 school events, and never do anything school related. That’s what everyone else does and you don’t see them get noticed do ya?

How do you go to all of your friends’ graduation parties? 

…you don’t… pick your favorite and call it a day 

Is college like high school?

Yes! They are so similar! You can toats be late to class everyday and miss a test and make it up later!