Q: Dear Rosie, my wardrobe is totally out of style
for summer. What’s in?
A: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, aka me, Rosie.
Doomscroll on Depop, buy that overpriced “vintage”
Abercrombie hoodie with fi ve holes in it and you’ll
live. Whatever you do: DON’T look like Hudson
Williams at this year’s Met Gala.
Q: Dear Rosie, why don’t people know that Roosevelt
has a newspaper?
A: Ignorance, I say. As the manager of my own private
column, I endorse the newspaper for giving me the
opportunity to enlighten the world with my advice.
#Newissuethismay!
Q: Dear Rosie, will I survive AP exams?
A: Unlikely chance. Some Rosie advice though: good
grades = looking gorg for the summer.
Q: Dear Rosie, do you even go to Roosevelt?
A: You’re joking, right? Only the finest of Roosevelt
gossip could come from a Roosevelt student themself.